What to say ... hmmm ...
Well, we're humans from the planet earth, presently residing in the northern part of the western hemisphere. HI! If you have a means to get us off this planet please contact us immediately!

We love our planet but we are also curious people and we want to see the universe! Presently we're waiting for the Marriott corporation to hurry up and build a hotel either in earth orbit or on the Moon surface. Until then we will continue to save up our rewards points and lobby for them to replace their chief interior decorator.

We would even volunteer our time, energy and efforts toward building a cool space/lunar station. Just send us the materials & instructions in a box, and we'll take care of it. Just don't make it a snap-together kit - they never fit right (the Int'l Space Station is a good example).